Episodes

When Luke's parents die in an accident, he travels with an elderly mentor and is pursued by an evil black-clad villain with a penchant for cutting off appendages. I just realized this movie is a copy of Star Wars! Not …

Ben Healy is a nice guy. It's hard to imagine how he ended up that way with the father who raised him or why he ever married Flo... basically everyone else around him are horrible people. When Ben and Flo …

Scrooge McDuck has searched for the treasure of Collie Baba for years and it's finally within his grasp. A dusty old lamp is in with the treasure and Scrooge doesn't see much value in it, so he gives it to …

Kevin just had one of the worst nights of his life as his entire family — and I mean ENTIRE family — ganged up on him and blamed him for pretty much everything. His worst night turns into a kid's …

Undercover cop John Kimble is used to dealing with the dregs of the criminal underworld. They steal, they're obsessed with death, and he's always striving to keep them under control. Now he's dealing with the same issues... from a group …

It's Bleek's band and he won't have it any other way. Shadow's not putting up with that anymore, though and makes it pretty clear he's angling for everything Bleek has: the band, the girl... Denzel Washington, Wesley Snipes, and Spike …

When a bunch of inept Martians mistakenly think they've missed the invasion of Earth, they arrive on Halloween night just in time for Big Bean, Illinois's rebroadcast of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds. Chaos ensues thanks to the lack …

When Captain Picard is kidnapped and assimilated into the IKEA Börg collection, Commander Riker must grab his allen wrench and learn to get along with Commander Shelby so they can complete the bookcase that will stop the Börg before they …

Last time Marty got back from the past just in time to head to the future where he would need to go back to the past in order to save the present. When Doc Brown was lost in time he …

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... 45 years later it's still just as terrifying. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, and Richard Dreyfuss star in Jaws. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fu_sA7XhE

Dick Tracy has worked to put Big Boy Caprice behind bars for good and he might finally have the chance to do it. He'll have to take on the entire gang of goons while balancing his relationship with his girlfriend …

Grimm and his friends just pulled off a daring bank heist and are going to make a clean getaway... if they didn't live in New York City and need to get to the airport on time, that is. Bill Murray, …

Tom Reagan is willing to become a human punching bag to protect his friend and mob boss, Leo. In the process, he sleeps with Leo's girl Verna, pretends to kill Verna's brother Bernie, gets double-crossed at least four times, and …

Ever since he was a kid, Henry wanted to be a gangster. Personally, I wanna be an airborne ranger. I wanna be put in danger... but that's a different kind of club. Henry enjoys the allure of the gangster life …

Michael Corleone is getting too old for this stuff. He's worked to keep his family safe and the business legit, but every time he thinks he's out... you know the rest. Complicating matters is his nephew Vincent who is interested …

Peyton Westlake is a scientist working on a formula to create synthetic skin. His biggest problem is that the skin only lasts for 100 minutes when exposed to light. His biggest problem soon becomes a document that his girlfriend accidentally …

Dr. Malcolm Sayer is not what you'd call a people person. Mostly because he's not very good around people. His biggest problem is that he's just been hired to treat patients in a psych ward at a Bronx hospital. He …

You're a hulking physical specimen who's married to Sharon Stone and living a pretty good life. Of course, any one of us would immediately start looking to upend that life and head to the backwater colonies on Mars. Right? This …

Let's say you want to become the best doctor possible. Then let's say you decide the best way to do that is to kill yourself and have your friends revive you a few minutes later. Let's just say most of …

The gang is all back together again to talk about our favorite movies that we are constantly quoting... across the genres of action, comedy, drama, sci-fi/horror, fantasy and 90s movies we give each one a quote that the "average joe" …

A poisonous spider from Venezuela hitchhikes to California in a dead man's coffin where she hopes to make it big in America. Dr. Ross Jennings enlists the help of the authorities and everyone's favorite fighting exterminator, Delbert McClintock, to fight...

Jack Cates drags ex-con Reggie Hammond into another adventure, this time trying to take down a mysterious criminal boss known as The Iceman. Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy star in Another 48 Hrs. This continues our "Comedy" month, which includes: …

Vinnie Antonelli has entered the witness protection program is relocated to a small suburban town by his FBI handler, Barney Coopersmith. Vinnie, however, is not exactly well suited to keeping a low profile. Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, and Joan Cusack …

Joe Banks lives a drab existence in a dark and dreary little office with too much florescent lighting. He's also a hypochondriac. Oh... and he's dying. An eccentric millionaire gives Joe the chance to end his life with purpose: by …